The Lonely Island’s surprise Netflix drop is hilarious for absolutely no reason

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In case anyone was worried that any idea was too outlandish or weird for The Lonely Island to tackle in a musical/rap format, The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience is now on Netflix to disabuse them of that notion. 

The idea of a — just to get this straight — Lemonade-style visual album complete with spoken word poetry and rap tracks about Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco’s baseball careers in the late ’80s is obviously bonkers, but the fact that The Lonely Island did it on purpose is reason enough for the show’s existence.

Somewhere between the rap about Canseco cramming a broom up his ass surrounded by cardboard cutouts of Kathy Ireland and a bizarre, traumatic sequence wherein Maya Rudolph coerces the Bash Bros into “shaking their nasty butts” in an IHOP parking lot, it’s reasonable for the average viewer to dissociate while viewing TUBBE. “Yo,” a normal person may say to themselves, “what the fuck am I watching?”  Read more…

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Here’s the Sweet Reason North West Set Up a Yeezy-Inspired Lemonade Stand With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

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Khloé Kardashian BLASTS Jordyn Woods for ‘Lying’ During ‘Red Table Talk’: ‘You ARE the Reason My Family Broke Up’

Khloé Kardashian must have just finished watching Jordyn Woods on ‘Red Table Talk’ like the rest of us because she just took to social media to BLAST Jordyn’s account of what happened the night she allegedly hooked up with Tristan Thompson.

In just one tweet, Khloé questioned why Jordyn never called to apologize and accused Jordyn of breaking up her family.

Yikes.

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The largest dress collection in the world isn’t in a designer’s warehouse: It’s at Paul and Margot Brockmann’s house. “If I saw a dress that I really liked, well, I bought it,“ says Paul, 83, who’s kept his wife of 61 years in 55,000 dresses, which fill their East Mesa, Arizona, garage, one specially designed…
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Kandi Burruss Reveals In A Video The Reason Why She Decided To Join Celebrity Big Brother- It Involves Her Daughter, Riley

It was recently reported that Kandi Burruss and Tamar Braxton decided to join Celebrity Big Brother. This came after Kandi revealed to her fans that she would be taking a break from social media. Now, Kandi explains her decision to join to famous show in the video below.

‘So people are asking why I am doing Celebrity Big Brother, and the answer is … @rileyburruss told me I should do it and she also said if I get kicked out early …don’t come home😂😂😂😂.#celebritybigbrother’ Kandi captioned her video.

Someone had a suggestion for Kandi and her hubby: ‘@kandi you and Todd would have been great on Celebrity Survivor or Celebrity Amazing Race – wouldn’t y’all agree?’

Another follower said ‘I’ll be rooting for you…. I think you can do it @kandi You have the perfect personality for this show.’

Someone else had a new point of view: ‘Because RHOA is coming to an end but you’re smart and already setting up future bags! Love you girl! ❤ #taurusthing.’

One commenter said ‘I’m a fan of the show, but don’t think I could ever compete on the show. It’s interesting to watch the ways people will lie and deceive in the name of money and prizes. I’ll be rooting far you (and your sanity), and I hope you do well! 💪🏾

A supporter posted: ‘Big Brother, Kandi hope U win only for Riley’s encouraging U for charity. U probably wouldn’t have thought of it yourself….’

We really cannot wait to see Kandi on the show. She had recently made her fans happy when she posted a new video of her and Todd Tucker’s son, Ace Wells Tucker.

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The Real Reason Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Didn’t Celebrate Christmas Together

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Trump’s White House just gave you another reason to buy a Tesla right away

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When Tesla CEO Elon Musk introduced a lower-priced Model 3 a few months ago, he deducted thousands in federal tax incentives from the sticker price. On Monday, according to Reuters, White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow said the subsidies for electric vehicles from Tesla and other carmakers would end in 2020 or 2021.

Trump’s administration has long floated the idea of eliminating the tax break. Last week, he said he was thinking about cutting electric vehicle subsidies for General Motors after it announced plans to shut down five U.S. car plants.  Read more…

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‘They killed him for no reason,’ says aunt of 21-year-old shot dead at mall

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Netflix is releasing 3 films in cinemas first for a good reason

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Netflix has famously resisted traditional film distribution, where films hit the silver screen first.

It’s something that’s bothered the film establishment, most notably when Cannes Film Festival told the streaming giant in 2017 it would need to show in French cinemas if it wanted to be considered for future festivals. 

Netflix fired back by pulling out of Cannes this year. But now, it’s releasing three of its films in select cinemas for a short run before people can watch them on the service. Why? Awards.

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The Weekend Reset: A little history, a bit of a fright and a reason to hoard.

It’s Friday. Looking for something to switch up your weekend, or to give you an excuse to relax a little? That’s what the Weekend Reset is for. Each week contributor Tim Johnstone pulls together five things to get your weekend started. Could be something to read or watch, something to eat or listen to, or even something to do. Enjoy the weekend fellas.

 

BINGE: Guaranteed to make you feel better about your childhood.

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SHUDDER: Enjoy your brewski while you still can, gentlemen. 

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TOUR: Appreciate the architecture of the NYC Public Library…

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LEARN: The story of Ctrl + Alt + Del. 

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Review: Tom Hardy Is One Good Reason to See Venom

In the grand scheme of all movies ever made—including, say, F.W. Murnau’s exquisite 1927 silent film Sunrise and the totally useless 2015 Entourage movie—the line between a super-awesome Marvel movie and a bad one is cellophane-thin. Venom, the latest Marvel entry—that is to say, the latest movie based on Marvel material—is neither the most super-awesome Marvel movie nor the worst. It exists in that micro-millimeter’s breadth of in-between. Venom has energy, style and Tom Hardy—all good things. But it doesn’t really make sense, a bad thing. It will earn some money at the box office and people will probably talk about it for a week, maybe two. This is as it should be: Expending more energy on it would be overkill.

You could do worse, though, than spend an hour or two with Hardy as, first, investigative journalist Eddie Brock and, later, as the human host of an extraterrestrial being known as Venom. Hardy’s Brock is an appealing, swaggering TV journalist who investigates homelessness, icky landfills and other injustices; he’s a regular guy who wears hoodies and lots of braided bracelets, and he has a smart, beautiful lawyer girlfriend, Anne (Michelle Williams). But Brock loses his job when he digs a little too deeply into the inner workings of the Life Foundation, a bioengineering company run by Carlton Drake (Riz Ahmed), an affable genius who’s busy importing “symbiotes” from outer space, life forms that he hopes to meld with human beings for God-knows-what reason. Anne is implicated in Brock’s journalistic shenanigans and loses her job. The two break up. Brock falls apart.

But things perk up for Brock when his already pretty buff bod is overtaken by Venom, a crabby but somewhat principled symbiote who makes his wishes known in a subterranean growl. (Hardy also supplies Venom’s voice.) Sometimes Venom is inside Brock, but you can’t see him—you only hear him giving orders or making witty declarations: “Hungry!” “On my planet, I am a loser, just like you!” And sometimes Venom inhabits Brock fully, transforming him into a towering specimen of a man, with glistening obsidian skin and elongated eyes the color of egg whites. His permanent grin consists of multiple rows of very pointy teeth; now and then a long, slithery tongue pokes through. Venom isn’t really evil; he’s more like the id come to life. And he half-likes, half-pities his new host Brock, so he’s happy to help him do stuff—like get his girlfriend back.

If or when you see Venom, you will witness a messy, not very interesting battle between Venom and another, more malevolent symbiote. There’s also a sloppily photographed and edited car-and-motorcycle chase, with vehicles moving fast but also illogically. It’s supposed to be exciting but isn’t. There are some cool special effects: The symbiotes in search of hosts, encased in glass-walled medical-type containers, are glittery blue-gray blobs that look like an unholy alliance of slime mold and those toys where you use a magnet to move iron-shavings around to create facial hair on a bald cartoon gent. They’re kind of neat to look at. You will have to ignore the fact that sometimes the symbiotes kill their hosts, sometimes they just use them temporarily and then jump out, and sometimes they move in and stay for good. There’s no rhyme nor reason to any of it.

It should also be noted that Venom isn’t strictly part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but rather an MCU offshoot produced by Sony. So if that means anything to you, there’s that. It’s also worth pointing out that Venom’s director, Ruben Fleischer, has made better films before: His debut was the rather delightful 2009 Zombieland, starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, and Emma Stone, before she was superstar.

But Venom at least has a sense of humor about itself. And though the generally wonderful Michelle Williams has little to do (and the also wonderful Jenny Slate appears in a much smaller role, with almost nothing to do), Hardy, with his sensitive, everydude mug, is fun to watch. Brock staggers through the city in which the story is set, San Francisco, arguing with his inner demon Venom about what they should eat next (humans or Tater Tots?) or what, exactly, they should do about the troublesome Drake. On the Marvel scale of greatness, with 1 being the least pleasing and 10 the most amazing, Venom might be around a 3.5, a 4 if you’re in a really good mood. Which means it might not be nearly as bad as Entourage. But it’s nowhere close to Sunrise.


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